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WolvieUncutCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	4436	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9784
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Farms Harvested:	180	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	688366
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	5484	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

Chaos, civilian casualties, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, electricity, emergency response, explosions, geopolitical tensions, Infrastructure, international relations, kyiv, Military, missile strike, power grid, Russian missile attack, SECURITY, targeted attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	103
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

assessments, Biodiversity, BugOutCraft, declines, Ecologists, entomology, Extinction, global concern, insect conservation, insect conservation efforts, insect discovery, insect diversity, insect extinction, insect populations, insect research, insect species, insects, named species, species, undiscovered insects, vulnerable

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

character design, COSPLAY, digital content creators, Entertainment, fan community, GalacticCraft, Gaming, global audience, interactive experiences, Japanese VTubers, LIVESTREAMING, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, online personalities, Server, social media influencers, Stars, talent agency, virtual concerts, virtual idols, virtual reality, ホロスターズ

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3925

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

5gaa, aecc, automakers, camara project, cars, cellphones, chainlink, Chainlink Staking, ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP, connected vehicles, Deutsche Telekom, e-SIM, embedded SIM, eSIM remote provisioning, gsma, GSMA standards, identity theft, IOT devices, iot sim device, malicious actor, network limitations, network security, public blockchains, rSIM, SGP.32 standards, SIM card, sim swap chainlink api, spoofing, standards compliance, STMicroelectronics, Tele2, tm forum, user interface limitations

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magic Items Found:	8055
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?