Adam Shankman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Free Alpha: LINK Minecraft SMP

Alpha, bagholders, Blockchain, capitulate, cryptocurrency, finance, free, free alpha, Historic, investing, Link, market, Millionaires, Minecraft, OG link marines, Pump, Resentment, Rotation, Send, Sergey, smp, solana, spite pump, Trading

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and even participate in a massive Link pump that will make you a millionaire in no time! That’s right, forget about boring old mining and crafting, it’s all about pumping and printing millionaires on our server.

Don’t miss out on the historic rotation from Link into Link, it’s going to be a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineHex

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft PVP Survival Economy Creative Minigames SMP Roleplay Quests Plugins Factions Vanilla Redstone Bedwars Parkour Hypixel Towny Pixelmon Prison

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

MineHex: Your Skyblock Server Without Wipe! Discover MineHex, the perfect Skyblock server for true Minecraft fans! Here, your island stays safe as it will never wipe. Build your own paradise in the sky, explore unique challenges and collaborate with an active and friendly community. With exclusive events, custom plugins and a dedicated staff, MineHex offers you an unforgettable Skyblock experience. Join now and start your adventure on MineHex! Supported versions from 1.19.4 to 1.new version

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

ACHERON, along the passing shore, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Avneturine, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, nihility, No Break, No Dazzle, PELA, preservation, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Sampo, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with magical creatures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing landscapes. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy? No problem. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive content like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you can uncover ancient secrets and hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on the “No Dazzle, No Break” Rappa trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll be watching it on repeat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why Did They Stop Making Comedy Movies? Are There No Funny Writers… Minecraft SMP

comedic actors, comedic films, comedic talent, comedic timing, comedy, comedy genre, comedy genre decline, comedy movies, comedy scripts, comedy writers, Entertainment, film industry, funny, funny scripts, funny writers, humor, humor industry, humorists., Laughter, making, Minecraft, movie industry, movie production, movies, scriptwriting, smp, STOP, Writers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	34683
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest place in all of blocky land! We’ve got more jokes than a creeper has TNT, and our players are as hilarious as a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for a laugh riot of epic proportions, where the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got comedy skits, stand-up routines, and even a prank war that will leave you in stitches. Plus, our custom plugins will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through our wacky world.

So why did they stop making comedy movies? Because they couldn’t compete with the non-stop hilarity of our Minecraft SMP! Join us now and prepare to laugh your blocks off.

The Hellix

1.17, Anarchy, Ban, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hacks, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Spam, Survival, Website

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to “The Hellix” Anarchy Minecraft Server Check out our website at: thehellix.com Hacks or Spam will result in a 30 Day Ban

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Stonekeep

Adventure, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fortresses, gameplay, Legacy, Medieval, Minecraft, PvP, Quest, rare items, Realm, Server, Stonekeep, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Farms Harvested:	329
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Stonekeep! Step into the legendary world of Stonekeep! This medieval adventure combines challenging gameplay, rare items, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re building mighty fortresses, exploring hidden dungeons, or battling fierce foes, a new quest always awaits. Join us and carve your legacy in the realm of Stonekeep!

104.247.112.54

””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””

banned, Behavior, comfort zone, community guidelines, community standards, consequences, consequences of actions, Edgy, edgy behavior, introspection, leftist community, Minecraft, personal growth, repeating patterns, rule breaking, rules, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by the leftist rule of other Minecraft servers? Are you a rebel at heart, constantly getting banned for your edgy comments? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the edgy! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you say all the edgy shit you want without fear of being banned. Embrace the chaos and join us on the server where edgy is the new cool. Let’s see how long you can last before getting banned again!

Don’t Forget Anons, Before Silky’s Minecraft SMP

Anons, Anonymity, Character development, cryptic dialogue, don’t forget, dont, Enigmatic, enigmatic figure, Foreshadowing, forget, hidden identity, intriguing backstory, long tail, Minecraft, mysterious character, mysterious past, narrative technique, plot progression, plot twist, Silky’s flashback, Silkys, smp, storytelling, Suspenseful, unexpected reveal

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU! That’s right, you are the star of the show here.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny is hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting for a brave soul like yourself to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and rule the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Connection, craving, desire, fulfillment, get laid, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Need, Passion, physical intimacy, relationship, romance, satisfaction, Server, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, yearning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!

Boomer Plays Minecraft SMP

boomer, bored, cultural appropriation, DISRESPECTFUL, facebook, first nations, History, ignorance, indigenous, Losers, Minecraft, offensive, Old, online behavior, PLAYS, racism, smp, social media, social-networking, Stereotypes, trolling, wagon burner, white person

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against wagon burners or anyone else for that matter! Join us if you’re tired of Facebook thinking you’re a historical vehicle arsonist. Our server is filled with players who love to flip off white people for fun and claim they were here first in every situation. Plus, our history buffs will entertain you with random facts about the past that will blow your mind! Don’t be a loser, join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!