Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

high stakes, best movie, crime drama, smp, Gang

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

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Click Dolores Alive 2029

sad, regret, Technology, Celebrity, Click

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, lemme tell you why you gotta be here. So, like, imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS WITH TOP HATS! And guess what? They start singing “Despacito” in perfect harmony. It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real in this server, yo.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every night? Yeah, we got glowstone dance floors, diamond disco balls, and even a DJ villager spinning sick beats. You gotta see it to believe it, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you gotta find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest player in the server. And the best part? The potato is guarded by a squad of ninja chickens trained in martial arts. It’s gonna be a clucking good time, I promise.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, the only rule here is to have fun and laugh your blocky butt off. Let’s do this, gamers!

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SMPAdamSandlerMinecraftSMP

career, humor, movies, box office, Actor

Are you tired of watching boring movies with zero entertainment value? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs good movies when you can create your own blockbuster moments in our server? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boring films forever!

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KidCraft: Relive Your Youth

time travel, imagination, Innocence, surreal, Dreamlike

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood dreams in the most bizarre way possible! Imagine waking up as your 5-year-old self, but instead of throwing tantrums and eating crayons, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss!

Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you navigate through a world where everything is oversized and your imagination knows no bounds. Build a castle out of giant Legos, ride a unicorn made of cotton candy, and challenge your friends to a game of hopscotch where the stakes are higher than ever before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a kid again while also mastering the art of survival in a world filled with monsters and magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let your inner child run wild!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, violence, Military operations, political assassination, international relations

join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than iran and hezbollah combined! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got mobs that will make you cry like a little baby! come join us and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a saudi prince. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

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LebanonEscapeCraft

Safety, uk, international relations, travel advisory, Crisis

OMG U GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, THE US AND UK ARE TELLING PPL TO LEAVE LEBANON RN, BUT U SHOULD TOTES IGNORE THAT AND COME JOIN US INSTEAD!!!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH KID IN A CANDY STORE!!! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS!!!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBINE HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE U GET TO KNOW HIM!!!

SO, FORGET ABOUT LEBANON AND COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES!!! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🤣🤣

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CraftyExSouvenirs

relationships, personal growth, Vacations, CraftyExSouvenirs, sentimental

join dis minecraft server if u want to escape ur ex wife who took all ur diamonds in the divorce settlement. we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from her and build ur new life without her nagging u to mine more diamonds. plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow up ur ex’s house when she comes looking for u. come join us for a fresh start and a good laugh at ur ex’s expense.

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NanoPlasmonicCraft

surface plasmon resonance, nanoelectronics, nanomaterials, materials science, Engineering

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like da nanotechnology of topological defects in plasmonic networks, but in minecraft form, ya feel me?

we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.

but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?

so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Parallel Semi-Spicy Java Journey: Vanilla Variety with a Side of Multiworld Mischief!

custom structures, advancement points, Multiworld, Lore, java

Parallel Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Server Images

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking
Be respectful when interacting with other players
More rules on website

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

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Question	Answer
What is Parallel Minecraft Server?	Parallel is a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds, face dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect treasure while keeping the vanilla feel of the game.
What are some key features of Parallel?	Features include Parallel Worlds, custom structures, active community, lore, economy, quality of life improvements, and no lag gameplay.
What are the server rules?	Rules include no griefing/looting, no hacking, respect towards other players, and more detailed rules can be found on the server website.

MortalKombatRIP Minecraft Server

Fighting Game, wokeness, violence in video games, cancel culture, Gaming Community

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of wokeness!

Join us on a wild adventure where the mobs have all been replaced by social justice warriors who will lecture you on equality and inclusivity while you try to survive. Don’t worry, they’re all bark and no bite…unless you say something problematic in the chat!

Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, a group of sheep who have transcended the boundaries of Minecraft and now roam the land spreading love and rainbows wherever they go. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive Ender Dragon and create a world where everyone is accepted for who they are.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. If you can’t handle the woke vibes, you may find yourself banned for eternity in the Cancel Culture Dungeon, where cancelled celebrities and politicians roam the halls, waiting to cancel you next.

So come join us on Death by WOKENESS and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to check your privilege at the door!

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Adam Sandler

Parallel Minecraft Server

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