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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2581 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 427 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play air guitar. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying diamond eggs for you to find.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in perfect harmony? it’s like a heavenly choir following you around as you build your epic creations.
so why wait? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive towel-swapping bandit we’ve all been searching for.