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Run N Hide Craft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons twerkin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

Join our server if you wanna see pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, cows doin’ stand-up comedy, and villagers breakin’ it down on the dance floor! We got llamas rappin’, chickens breakin’ world records, and sheep singin’ opera like you’ve never heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! And don’t even get me started on the magical portal that leads to a land of endless pizza and ice cream!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! You can run, but you can’t hide from the insanity that awaits you!

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	17
Potions Brewed:	94	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6945	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	239	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	478	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Animals Bred:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	4819	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	401	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?