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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7769 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. Our server is so chaotic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you promise not to feed it any brains). Plus, every full moon, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block)!