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  • Ad Quality Control Minecraft SMP

    Ad Quality Control Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and dancing llamas!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. Our server is so chaotic, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you promise not to feed it any brains). Plus, every full moon, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

    Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info:

    Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

    Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins:

    Plugins
    Dynmap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery
    And others!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

    A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

    Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

    A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

    Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

    A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

    Q: Are there regular events on the server?

    A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

    Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

    A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

    Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

    SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we drink half & half like it’s water! We ran out of half & half once and tried drinking our coffee black, but it tasted like shit. So we added water to it and now it’s our new favorite drink! Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about coffee? Join us for some hilarious coffee adventures and more on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

    BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingDressDramaCraft

    WeddingDressDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

    TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BountyBashCraft

    BountyBashCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier plots than Israel tryna take out a top Hezbollah dude in Beirut! This server is so lit, it’s like a $5 million bounty on your head for not joining! We got more action than a TNT explosion and more drama than a creeper sneaking up on you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now before you miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone

    SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting attacked by those pesky mosquitoes while playing Minecraft? Well, have no fear because our server has genetically engineered human skin microbiomes that repel those disease-spreading suckers!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a swarm of mosquitoes comes at you. But wait! Your skin is like a force field, keeping those blood-sucking bugs away. You can mine in peace for up to 11 days without worrying about getting bit.

    Forget about DEET, our microbiomes have got your back for way longer. Join our server and say goodbye to itchy bug bites forever! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that has mice as test subjects? It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure.

    So come on over and experience the magic of our genetically engineered microbiomes. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP