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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6605 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!