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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5086 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3589 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!