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UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ores Mined:	4344	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Animals Bred:	193	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1801
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Potions Brewed:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	4524
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Star Shards Collected:	170	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5802	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!

CelebRoomie Minecraft SMP

celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, celebrity housemate, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity living situation, celebrity roomie, celebrity roommate, celebrity roommate dream, celebrity roommate dream come true, CelebRoomie, dream roommate, famous roommate, favorite celebrity, ideal roommate, living with a celebrity, living with a star, Minecraft, roommate dream, roommate fantasy, roommate fantasy come true, roommate goals, roommate wish, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Animals Bred:	134
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you could have a chance to have a celebrity as your roommate! Imagine building a house with Beyoncé or going on mining adventures with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Leonardo DiCaprio to fight off creepers or have Taylor Swift serenade you while you mine for diamonds? Join us for a chance to live out your wildest celebrity roommate fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

JoyBlockz

daily delights, daily happiness, daily happiness boost, everyday happiness, everyday joy, JoyBlockz, little moments of joy, little pleasures, little things, moments of happiness, moments of joy, simple joys, simple pleasures, small daily joys, small daily pleasures, small joys, small moments, small pleasures in life, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, tiny joys

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Star Shards Collected:	77	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a poultry overlord who rules with an iron beak and demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. But fear not, brave adventurer, for if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Squid Squad,” a group of underwater rebels who have declared war on all land-dwellers. Join their cause and ride into battle on the backs of giant squids armed with tridents and ink bombs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case, maybe steer clear).