#actually funny Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pluto

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Network, OITC, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	8

PlutoFR (Or Pluto Network) is a multi gamemode based server, it includes: Skywars, 1v1, OITC, KitPVP, FFA and more (More releasing soon – Planned: Bedwars and Factions)

(or, you can join us through our direct ip -> 213.170.135.187)

mc.pluto.city

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

#2470, 79712253, BlockyBoys, career choices, computer edition, employment, fbf, job market, Job Opportunities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job types, Jobs, Minecraft, neet lifestyle, neets, Nonnys, r9gay, Server, threadly question, working at the computer

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	4072	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest work-from-home dreams! Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to chill at the computer all day? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us and become a virtual NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) where you can chat with other nonnys about their made-up jobs and speculate about what job FBF (Fancy Businessman Frog) would have. Maybe he’s a professional fly catcher or a lily pad designer, who knows?

So why wait? Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you pretend to work at the computer while actually just playing Minecraft all day. It’s the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1684	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	7	Buildings Constructed:	38

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, I Added Horror Mods without Telling My Friends…, jeffy, Kory, Lily, maizen, maze build, MIA, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, noob vs pro, Omz, Omz and Roxy, Omziscool, Roxy, Roxy and Omz, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ores Mined:	3898	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4178

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	803	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAD1.MCMCMC.RU

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

300 IQ move, Anime, Be Toriyama, controversy, creator, Decide to invest, DEFEND, Dragon Ball characters, Failure, Flop, Game, Investment, Minecraft, Movie, PALS, PIXEL, repeat, Sand Land anime, sand land game, Sand Land movie, Server, strategy, stubbornness, success

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	3848	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly Goku and Vegeta drop in to help you find diamonds. That’s right, our server is filled with Dragon Ball characters ready to assist you on your mining adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Sand Land biome where you can battle it out with sand monsters and collect rare resources. And don’t worry, this time it won’t flop like Toriyama’s failed attempts – our Sand Land is a hit with players all around the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into a Super Saiyan while building your dream castle!

Cheek Dimples Minecraft SMP Love

Admiration, Affection, attraction, beauty, Captivating, charming, cheek, cheek dimples, Crush, Dimples, emotions, facial features, infatuation, infrequent, love, Minecraft, Personality, physical traits, rare trait, Romantic, smiling, smp, Unique, Women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	892	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	912	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of falling in love with every woman you see just because of their cheek dimples? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even notice dimples!

Join our server and become part of a community where smiling is strictly prohibited to prevent any accidental love connections. We’ve had too many players get distracted by dimples and lose all their diamonds in a tragic mining accident.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can focus on the game without worrying about falling in love with every player you meet, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary Ender Dragon with cheek dimples that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds) if you’re not careful.

Mineshore

Factions, Mini Games, Survival, survival skills claims leveling crates alliances wars creative building community RPG PVP economy factions minigames exploration crafting dungeons quests adventure

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Votes:	917
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Mineshore is a survival based server with Skills, Claims, Levelling, Crates and an opportunity to unleash your creative mind. Build large bases, form alliances or wage wars. What are you waiting for?

play.mineshore.net

Sayonara Minecraft Server

be proud, bittersweet warning, curse broken, folder gone, Locked In, make amends, Make it right, Minecraft, no more reminders., pray every day, Sayonara, Server, time is now, time is running out, urges gone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey there, you absolute maniacs! Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we break curses, banish folders, and pray for good loot drops every day!

But beware, time is running out! If you don’t join before the end of the year, your Minecraft identity will be forever locked in. So grab your pickaxe, call your Minecraft buddies, and make amends before it’s too late!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of a lifetime. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP – F List General

anthro women, Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, critique characters, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, general, group forums, Harass Humans, kinks, like-minded partners, list, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, solicit roleplay, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	3577
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	New Chunks Explored:	642945

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to harass humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Previous players have built entire villages just to prank unsuspecting players, created elaborate traps to catch their friends off guard, and even staged elaborate roleplaying scenarios involving anthropomorphic characters.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything goes, from creating character profiles with the most bizarre fetishes to engaging in epic battles with other players over the most ridiculous things. Our webchat is the perfect place for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest kinks, and a live status tracker to see who’s causing chaos at any given moment.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of erotic roleplaying and encourages you to push the boundaries of creativity and depravity? Come on in and see for yourself why anthro women are just so much better in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!