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Lazy Job Hunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give hugs (just watch out for their explosive personalities)! Our villagers are expert dancers and will break it down like you’ve never seen before. And don’t even get us started on the cows… let’s just say they have a secret talent for opera singing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right – CAKE! Just be careful not to eat too much or you might find yourself in a sugar coma.

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be exploring the wacky wonders of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Bug Slayer, Reptile Wrangler, Spider Catcher – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, Arachnophobia, bug, bugs, catch and release, Catcher, cognitive dissonance, compassion, conservation, entomology, Environment, ethical dilemma, fear, humane treatment, insects, Ladybugs, Minecraft, Pest Control, Phobia, Reptile, reptiles, slayer, smp, spider, Spiders, wildlife, Wrangler

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	140127	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	157	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the bugs are bigger than the players! We’ve got ladybugs the size of houses, spiders that can talk, and reptiles that throw parties in the jungle. Why do we kill bugs on sight? Because they drop rare loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! But don’t worry, we catch and release the reptiles and spiders because they’re our allies in the battle against the giant ladybugs. So come join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to survive and have fun!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crops Grown:	9161	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5576	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1714	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2537	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magic Items Found:	8148	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mines Excavated:	2743	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.