rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!
Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!
With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?
At our server, we promise no one will out your name and address on social media or call you backwards to their thousands of followers. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time and craft some pixelated masterpieces.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a son’s girlfriend drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks to worry about? Let’s build and mine together, away from all the chaos of the outside world!
Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself pops in from time to time to check out our creations and drop some sick loot. Can you imagine the bragging rights of telling your friends that you built a virtual castle that got a thumbs up from the man himself? Plus, we have secret chats where we discuss all the juicy gossip about Elon’s latest projects and salutes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community this side of the galaxy. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always mine responsibly. Peace out, fellow gamers!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! Or how about participating in our daily llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?
But that’s not all! Make a small decision to join our server and you could find yourself stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Who knew he had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your life changed in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!
we got this one dude, like, he was captured in pyongyang or something, and he was like, “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, man.” and we were like, “dude, that’s so cool.”
and then there was this other guy who was like, “i only know south korea has fewer mountains than this server.” like, what even is that supposed to mean? who cares, just join the server and have a blast, man. it’s gonna be lit.
| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
|---|---|
| Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software. |
| Server Policy | Breaking the server is completely allowed, issues fixed as needed. |
| Updates | Updates every week, decided by vote. |
| Server Versions | Going through every official server version, including snapshots and april fools. |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
No, there are no rules. Breaking the server is completely allowed, and issues will be fixed as needed.
Updates are released every week and are decided by a vote from the players.
The server goes through every official server version, including snapshots and april fools versions.
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h.
Join us for some epic gaming sessions with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way cooler.
And don’t even get me started on Gen 1 and Gen 2 – EVE.EXE crew. Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are the real deal.
Plus, we got the Specialite JP squad with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime.
Join us for some epic Minecraft battles and crazy shenanigans. We even have voice packs and merch available, so you can rep your favorite Minecraft stars. Don’t miss out on the madness!
Join us and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of your dad and ex step mum and then blowing them up with TNT! Let your creativity run wild as you create a world where you are in control. And hey, if you need to vent, our community is here to support you (just maybe don’t blow up their creations).
So come on down to our server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
Join us for a birthing experience like no other, where your virtual mom will assist you through the end of pregnancy, the birth, and even the first few weeks after the baby is born. Need a virtual shoulder to cry on during those late-night feedings? We’ve got you covered.
And if that’s not enough, we also offer support for your sister-in-law who is due around the same time. Our virtual mom is a pro at juggling multiple pregnancies and will make sure everyone gets the attention they deserve.
So come join our server and experience the joy of virtual motherly love, without any of the real-life guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t find this level of support anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!