But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit filled with flaming pigs. It’s like a thrill ride and BBQ all in one. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Bigfoot riding a unicorn around spawn. True story, bro.
So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your new celebrity crush in the form of a blocky pig named Kevin. Don’t question it, just embrace the madness. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐷🦄🔥🎢 #minecraftsmp #celebritycrush #lavalandia
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the crazy world of Minecraft. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary creeper who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find your longest celebrity crush waiting for you in the virtual world.
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| IP Address | 172.96.164.101:25583 |
|---|---|
| Land Claiming | Players can claim land using a golden shovel |
| Claim Limits | Players start with 2000 claim blocks and earn more for every hour played |
| Player Heads | 50% chance of receiving player heads |
| Plugins | Essentials, Grief prevention, etc |
| Staff Hiring | 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator, 1 Builder – /warp apply for more details |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I claim land? | Use a golden shovel received in /kit starter to mark the perimeter of the land you want to claim |
| Can I earn more claim blocks? | Yes, earn more claim blocks for every hour played on the server |
| What are the chances of getting player heads? | There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads |
| What staff positions are available for hiring? | Currently hiring for 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator, and 1 Builder – apply at /warp apply |
1. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing wild parties in the virtual world. You never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next!
2. Want to ride a giant flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have all sorts of wacky mounts for you to choose from, including unicorns, dragons, and even a giant rubber ducky.
3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer dance moves!
4. Ever wanted to play Minecraft in space? Well, on Mr. Madam, we have a special space-themed world where you can build your very own intergalactic empire. Just be careful of the alien creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join Mr. Madam today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – things tend to get a little crazy around here!
Our server is like that distant MIL who suddenly wants to be a part of your life – full of surprises and questionable motives. But hey, at least she’s offering to help now, right?
Come join us and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like wondering if your MIL will actually follow through on her promise to help bathe and change the new baby. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe she’ll even start calling you for once!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that keeps you on your toes and leaves you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a surprise visit from your long-lost MIL in-game.
you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.
we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!
At the beginning of the summer holidays, an unforgettable event will take place to mark the launch of our server. Come to our Discord server for details! krtminec.cz/discord Krtminec, your server for the summer!
mc.krtminec.cz:25603