Activists Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JailCraft: Minecraft Server

Activists, ALARM, authoritarianism, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, discrimination, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, Jail, JailCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, PROTESTS, Rule of Law, russia, Server, VIOLATION

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2

So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade!

Elon’s Minecraft Server: Heil Musk’s Salute!

activism, Activists, anti-fascism, civil rights, controversy, current events, demonstration, elon musk, Elons, equality, fascism, heil, Image Projection, media coverage, Minecraft, Musks, political statement, protest, publicity stunt, Raised-Arm Salute, salute, Server, social justice, Symbolism, Tesla Plant

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like project images of elon musk doing weird salutes on tesla plants. we are all about the lols and making outrageous memes come to life in the minecraft world. we have a secret underground base where we plan our next prank on the server admins, it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft. plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up for fun. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyActivistWanted

abroad, Activists, arrest, China, CraftyActivistWanted, Democracy, extradition, extradition agreements, fugitives, global justice, government crackdown, Hong Kong, Hong Kong activists, HUMAN RIGHTS, international arrest, overseas activists, political dissidents, protest leaders, Rewards, rewards for arrest, wanted activists

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

come join our epic minecraft server where we offer rewards for the arrest of six crazy activists who are causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! help us catch them and win amazing prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! join now and be a hero in this wacky virtual world where anything can happen!

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

CraftyUkrainians

Activists, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, demonstration, Drones, eastern europe, FEMEN activists, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian Embassy, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, political activism, protest, Rally, russia, SILENT, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, war in Ukraine

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SunflowerGrieferz

Activists, art, art world, controversy, crime, criminal act, criminal damage, cultural heritage, Incident, Justice, Masterpiece, Museum, Paintings, punishment, restoration, sentenced, SunflowerGrieferz, Sunflowers, Vandalism, vandalized, Vincent Van Gogh

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Potions Brewed:	166
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

Activists, art, controversial, crime, criminal act, cultural heritage, Destruction, historical artwork, media attention, Museum, Outrage, Painting, preservation, protest, public display, restoration, SECURITY, Soup, SoupCraft, van Gogh, Vandalism, VanGoghVandalism

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	183	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

SoupThrower Minecraft Server

activism, Activists, art, art history, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, environmental activism, environmentalism, famous paintings, Jail, Justice, Minecraft, Oil, protest, protest art, punishment, Server, Soup, SoupThrower, Sunflowers, van Gogh, Vandalism

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!

RespawnWishList

Activists, Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, famous personalities, Heroes, Historical figures, Icons, influential people, innovators, inspirations, Leaders, Legends, Musicians, politicians, pop culture icons, RespawnWishList, role models, scientists, Who do you wish was still alive, Writers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	246041	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

NavalnyCraft: Extremist Lawyers on Trial

Activists, Corruption, Court, Defense, Democracy, extremism, extremist, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Justice, Lawyers, Legal, Navalny, NavalnyCraft, opposition, Political, prosecution, protest, russia, trial

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

yo, so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where three Navalny lawyers are on trial in Russia for ‘extremism’ but instead of that, you can join our server and build epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? join now and be a part of the most lit minecraft server ever, where the only extremism you’ll find is extreme fun!

FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Catering, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Demands, family dynamics, family visit, father in-law, FatherInLawFiasco, Frustration, generational differences, in-laws, lunchtime, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, PRESSURE, Respect, scolding, Server, Upset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Emeralds Found:	2227
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

aita, Body, Boundaries, CLOSET, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, Dating History, ethnicity, ex, ExGFpaintingGoneLOL, Girlfriend, hidden, Painting, Porno, Portfolio, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, sex, Underwater, unique piece

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

#secret codes, cheat code, cheat codes for all levels, cheat codes for beginners, cheat codes for consoles, cheat codes for experts, cheat codes for mobile games, cheat codes for multiplayer games, cheat codes for PC games, cheat codes for popular games, cheat codes for single player games, CheatCodeCraft, game cheats, game hacks, Gaming, Hacks, Minecraft, Server, shortcuts, strategy, tips and tricks, unlockables, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	187
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

aerial combat, Commander, Conflict, CraftyComradesMC, Deception, Defense, duped, eastern europe, intelligence, military deception, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Misinformation, Propaganda, realistic models, reconnaissance, russian military, Surveillance, Ukrainian Air Force, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	237
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, ai, ap english, AP exam, bitchass english teacher, chinese mom, CraftyBitchAss, Credit, cry, DEADLINE, essay, grading, high school, Minecraft, neck pillow, pass class, principals office, Rewrite, self esteem, Server, Zero

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6764
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

01472526, 10.1080, 2023, 2297542, abs, academic articles, Black queens, cartoon porn, chud white boys, Đôi, feminist beauty, journals, Minecraft, QueenCraft, Server, tandfonline, twerking

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchantments Applied:	56
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed

adult food, birthday cake, cakewars, Cheating husband, children’s food, crab bake, family conflict, family dynamic, fancy food, gold digger, Grandchild, inlaws, judgmental, Lifestyle, mom shaming, nephew, NoNephewAllowed, Parenting styles, picky eater, sister, social media, thrifty moms

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!

NoobvilleCraft

10. Constant need for validation, 11. Unwillingness to admit faults, 12. Poor emotional intelligence, 13. Blaming others for their mistakes, 14. Lack of self-reflection, 15. Self-absorbed behavior, 16. Inconsiderate actions, 17. Arrogant attitude, 18. Insensitivity towards others, 19. Oblivious to social norms, 2. Ignoring social cues, 20. Delusional sense of superiority, 3. Narcissistic tendencies, 4. Self-centeredness, 5. Inability to take criticism, 6. Disregard for others’ feelings, 7. Lack of introspection, 8. Overbearing personality, 9. Sense of entitlement, lack of empathy, NoobvilleCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and launching exploding chickens at each other. Our server is so crazy that players have been known to build entire castles made out of TNT just for fun. If you want to experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then this is the place for you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies like to bust a move when they’re not trying to eat your brains. So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you have some serious self-awareness, because you’re going to need it in this wild and wacky world!