ForestFuryCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we fight against evil miners trying to destroy our beautiful forests and rivers! We are like the Avengers but in blocky pixel form, fighting for justice and nature! Join us and be a hero, or a villain if that’s your thing, we don’t judge! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions, shhh don’t tell anyone! So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world, one block at a time!OrcaCraft: Free Kshamenk Now!
So, like, have you ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server that is so crazy, it’s like your brain got hit by a llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun!Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle on a floating island, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or maybe you’re exploring a deep cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on this server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can ride dolphins through a giant lava maze while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that take place in a giant arena filled with bouncing slime blocks.
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the world. And rumor has it that the last captive orca in Latin America is being held prisoner in our virtual ocean, waiting for brave players to set it free.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Amini’s Block Party Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about all your problems like mahsa amini’s family being ‘surrounded’! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so lit, you’ll never want to leave your house again! plus, on the anniversary of mahsa amini’s death in custody, we’ll have a special event where you have to stay home and play minecraft all day! it’s gonna be so wild, you won’t even remember who mahsa amini is! so join now and let’s make some memories together, even if they’re as crazy as mahsa amini’s family being ‘surrounded’!CraftyPutin’sMinecraftFun
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s got pro-russian billboards all over italy? that’s right, we’re all about that slav life on this server. we’re calling for an end to military aid to ukraine, because we’re all about peace and unity in the minecraft world.join us and you’ll be part of the most epic battle for dominance in the virtual realm. build your own russian empire, conquer lands, and show those ukrainian players who’s boss. plus, we’ve got exclusive russian-themed skins and weapons that will make you feel like a true slav warrior.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time. remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!
Mahsa’s Minecraft Server: 2 Years Strong
come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the anniversary of Mahsa Amini’s killing with global rallies in-game! we will build statues, hold virtual marches, and have a dance party in her honor. why join? because where else can you pay tribute to a real-life tragedy while also building giant phallic structures out of pixelated blocks? plus, rumor has it that Mahsa’s ghost haunts the server at night, giving out enchanted diamond swords to those who honor her memory. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for creepers and griefers who might try to ruin the party!CraftyFemalesUnited
so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of afghan women, like, all meet up in albania, just to, like, stick it to the taliban, man. they’re all, like, “we ain’t gonna take this crap anymore, we’re gonna show those taliban dudes what’s up!” and they, like, start this whole, like, rebellion thing, but, like, peacefully, you know? they’re just, like, chilling in albania, playing minecraft together, building, like, the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. and, like, they’re all, like, “hey, you should totally join our server, it’s lit af and we’re all about that girl power, man!” so, like, if you wanna be part of this epic rebellion against the taliban, but, like, in a totally chill and minecraft-y way, then you should totally join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it, bro. come join us and let’s show those taliban dudes who’s boss!


