Welcome to ShoreSMP!
ShoreSMP is a cool public Minecraft place. It lets both Java and Bedrock folks join in! The vibe is lively, with lots of players and tons of fun to be had.
Join us at:
Get ready for a good time! See you there!
play.shoresmp.net
CanyonSMP is a cool place for all you Minecraft fans! It lets both Java and Bedrock peeps join in on the fun.
The server is packed with players who love to build and play.
Come hang out with us at canyonsmp.net!
For Bedrock users, just use port 19132.
canyonsmp.net
Welcome, brave traveler, to Craftopia 99—the bizarro realm where civil decorum takes a backseat to an unending parade of the utterly absurd! Here, just as your mom once exclaimed, “Oh shit, I’m five days late,” we throw all convention to the wind and dive headfirst into chaos that defies all reason.
🔥 What’s Brewing in the Cauldron of Madness?
Buckle up, because here’s where the tornado of insanity begins:
Table of Enigmatic Server Features:
| Feature | Reality-Bending Description |
|---|---|
| Typescript Sorcery | Acquire the mystic keys to proportionate coding chaos! Only those with experience may dare enter! |
| Peak “Bored at Work” Hours | A winning lottery ticket to distraction! Join as existential dread fills the virtual halls during the US morning shifts! |
| Mobile Mod Tools | Not quite there yet but rumblings suggest it may involve a hamster wheel and a chicken dance—stay tuned! |
Why does Craftopia 99 defy all known principles of sanity? Because the Great Mod in the Sky does not want peace! Instead, they’re using our server as a testing ground for how far absurdity can be pushed before reality unravels! Can you withstand the pull of unknown forces?
Q: Are there any rules?
A: Rules? What say ye to the swirling madness of existence!
Q: Can I bring my pet?
A: Only if the pet agrees to sign a contract of eternal servitude (a.k.a. love, obviously).
🌌 Join us, daring souls! Enter the pixelated maelstrom of Craftopia 99—where our sole mission is chaos, and every corner reveals a trapdoor to insanity! Beware: your sanity may stay behind, probably sipping tea with a creeper.
🔍 Take the plunge, grab a pickaxe, and unearth truths that should remain buried deep in the Nether! Step cautiously, for the void welcomes the brave and discards the sane.
Will you be the next to plunge into the swirl of madness, or have you already lost your grip on reality?
Craftopia 99 awaits—do you dare to enter? 🌪️