Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a virtual world while juggling kids, work, and a clingy 3-year-old who just won’t go to bed without you. Will you be able to handle the pressure like this husband did, or will you crack under the virtual parenting stress?
Join now for a chance to prove your multitasking skills and see if you can survive the chaos of Minecraft family life. Who knows, you might even pick up some parenting tips along the way (or not, we’re not really about that here). Let the madness begin!
Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a parkour course made entirely of lava and slippery ice blocks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, take a dip in our infamous “Pool of Infinite Regret” where every swim comes with a free existential crisis.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where you can boogie down with explosive guests who really know how to light up the dance floor. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive “Pig Racing Arena,” where you can bet on your favorite swine and watch them zoom around the track at breakneck speeds.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and let the madness take control? Just remember, on our server, you only had to listen… and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at annoying players.
oh, and did i mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but better.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
and then, get this, you start building your house and the blocks start talking to you, giving you tips on how to make it look super cool. and then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs come charging at you but don’t worry, because the server gives you a magical sword that shoots fireballs and you defeat them all in one epic swoop.
plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that only those worthy enough can defeat. and if you manage to conquer the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that will obey your every command.
so, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, join this minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, racing against flying pigs in a hot air balloon race, and even participating in a dance-off with creepers! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s house into a giant cake just because they asked nicely!
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant zombie in a tutu, and build a house made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a sense of humor, even when your diamond pickaxe turns into a rubber chicken.
This is simply an SMP AntiCheats on Griefing and PVP on! only the spawn area is protected! Good Luck
51.89.132.53:25594
SemiRPG server in development. At the moment it is still about implementing missing objects, menus and mechanics. This is just a test for the in-game voting system.
axismc.xyz
Discord: https://discord.gg/adTFSXE5eZ
You wake up stranded on a island. Surround my endless ocean. While you don’t know how you got here but something tells you the surface isn’t safe. Hostile enemies are around you from ocean depths, the trees and even the ground you stand on. Your only safety is the ocean even you know that isn’t true. But its your only option.
Across the many islands in ocean wasteland. There are factions that just want to live, survive, even raid for the little resources that are around. Some even caring heavy weaponry that will obliterate you. Find ways to defend yourself, scavenged the ocean floor for resources, build your own civilization, or be nomad.
Good Luck!!
155.94.247.95
sakura-project.ru:64782
IP: playmc.getoxidated.com Get Oxidated is a video game network that aims to provide game servers to the gaming community, allowing them to access quality content in a regulated positive atmosphere. We are currently in development of Get Oxidated MC, which will be a RPG inspired server that involves many custom and paid plugins that will allow the player to experience a different take on the RPG server world. Features: Kingdoms Custom Economy (Copper, Silver and Gold) Custom Resource Gathering Custom Shops Custom Auction Houses Custom Maps Custom Banks Website: https://mc.getoxidated.com
playmc.getoxidated.com
Welcome to the RetroKingdoms voting page. A new kingdom concept that will open its doors for season 1 in early 2023! Take a look at our discord to stay informed about this project
mcnode01.triple.nl:30007
Dungeon Explorer is a custom RPG survival server! With active updates nearly everyday and a growing community you don’t want to miss! Stop in today at dcpvp.net
dcpvp.net
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➥ Has its own launcher with pre-installed mods.
✅ Plasmo Voice v2 1.19.4-1.20.1 (Music from player/disc burn)
✅ Simple Voice Chat 1.16.5-1.20.1 (Voice chat for older versions)
✅ Slimefun (More than 700+ new items and a bunch of crafts – /sf guide)
✅ ItemsAdder (Large number of tools and furniture – /ia)
⭐ Towny – private your territories by chunks. To maintain the city you need to pay a daily tax.
⭐ Currency falls out of trees and when digging in a mine (Can be spent on /shop, /ah, your private)
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qi.cosmoplex.ru
This is a Towny server with lots of planned content. We will take and consider any suggestions given by our player base.
krovalan.mc.gg
GalaxyCraft is a Bulgarian Survival server that is just starting its development and rise in the rankings.
45.144.155.16