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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 769 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7996 |
Mines Excavated: | 2149 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
if u join our server, u will be helping Ukraine and Latvia in some weird, virtual way. like, every block u mine or cow u kill helps them out somehow. it’s like Minecraft charity or something.
plus, Bill Blair promised to personally come to your house and give u a high five if u join. how cool is that? imagine telling all your friends that the Defence Minister of Canada is your homie because u play on this server.
so come join us and help save the world, one pixel at a time! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yeah, we got cake. lots of cake.