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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3011 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.
but wait, there’s more! our creeper explosions are so epic, they make fireworks look like sparklers. and our villagers are always throwin’ the sickest parties, complete with cake and llamas wearin’ sunglasses.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there.
so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s make some memories that’ll have you laughin’ for days!
