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BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7004	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Towns Built:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	938979	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	186	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

Active Staff, auction house, Casual players, CREEPERS, cry, diamonds, Fly, Goodbye, Griefers, InstaCraft, Join, Minimal Restrictions, Multiplayer Sleep, Non-toxic environment, Player Shops, Positive Contribution, public server, PvE, quality gameplay, Server Stability, Silk-Spawners, Technical Limits, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

assault, assault weapons ban, Ban, firearm restrictions, gun ban proposal, gun control, gun legislation, gun policy, gun reform, gun regulation, gun rights, gun violence prevention, Minecraft, political activism, political controversy, Political debate, political statement, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, save Trump, second amendment, Server, weapons

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Towns Built:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!