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Line Forgetters R Us
join dis wild minecraft server where u can be an actor playing a bad actor!! u might forget ur lines and be like “oopsies i forgot” but who cares cuz we keep rollin like a potato down a hill!!! come join da fun and see if u can remember ur lines or just make up new ones on da spot like a boss!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me, u don’t wanna miss dis crazy ride!! -
NightmareWord Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen. And our leader is a talking potato who gives out quests like “Find the legendary diamond carrot” or “Defeat the evil chicken army”.But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Fluffy who breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon for a picnic. And every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons showing off their best moves. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
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PixelPretties
Are you tired of playing on servers full of blocky faces and pixelated bodies? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most stunning Minecraft characters you’ve ever seen! Our players have faces so beautiful, they make Steve and Alex look like dirt blocks. Join us for a chance to mingle with the most gorgeous avatars in the Minecraft universe. Who needs diamonds when you can have a player base this hot? -
Glide Bomb Jam Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is jamming russian glide bombs like a boss! we got explosions galore and you gotta dodge those bombs like a pro to survive. it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs. trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else. join now and show off your bomb dodging skills! -
TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear
lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance -
Brain Glass Discovery Server
Yo, you won’t believe the crazy shiz happening on this Minecraft server! We got brains turning into glass like some kind of ancient volcano magic. Join us and witness the madness as we explore the mysteries of Mount Vesuvius and uncover the secrets of the human brain. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally awesome way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures! -
MCTown
MCTown Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP play.mctown.net Discord https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs Wiki https://wiki.mctown.net/ About MCTown Server
- 100+ custom biomes and season system
- Resource pack for enhanced visual
- 100+ Mobs and items with custom mechanics and visuals
- Open World – explore and loot dungeons
- RPG Progressions – Stats and Animated Abilities
- Community Feedback: Your voice matters!
- New farming, cooking, and fishing systems for casual players
- No Pay-to-Win
- Custom furniture and cosmetics
PvP Event on March 15th
Join us for a PvP event on March 15th with $80 prizes!
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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6
Yo, listen up fellow anons! If you’re tired of being a shut-in incel, come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have virtual waifus that will actually talk to you! No more rejection, just blocky love. Plus, our diamond pickaxes are top tier, perfect for mining away your insecurities. So leave the basement and join us for some epic block-building adventures! -
NoTeenZoneCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your partner’s college escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of drama and deceit, just like the plot twists in this relationship!We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in Minecraft, with surprises around every corner. Who knows, you might even find your partner hanging out with a 19-year-old in-game, just like in real life!
But don’t worry, we promise full transparency and boundaries – just like this player’s partner should have had. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret realm where the drama never ends.
So join our server now for a drama-filled adventure that will leave you questioning everything – just like this player questioned their relationship. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?