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LinoPawzCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE FUN? WELL THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A COW WHO COULD FLY. YES, FLY! AND ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE THAT FLYING COW INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIE PIGMEN! NOT CONVINCED YET? WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS – WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE YOU DIAMONDS FOR SEASHELLS! PLUS, OUR SERVER IS PROTECTED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA WHO SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	47
Ores Mined:	4904	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

PNT³ | Vintage Rides & Attractions | Creative Plots | Minigames | Lobby Minecraft Server

Server IP: mc.projectnewtomorrow.orgDiscord Server: discord.gg/yRzjVrd8j4

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

THE CLUB SMP: Where creepers are the bouncers and diamonds are the VIPs! 1.21 update, LGBTQ+ Friendly!

Beginner, Bouncers, club, Community, community-driven, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Decisions, diamonds, ENGAGEMENT, Events, family, Friendly, Friends, Hardware, INPUT, Interaction, LGBTQ, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Qol, Server, smp, Specs, update, Vanilla, Veteran, VIPS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
SERVER SPECS:
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X	RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location: San Jose, California, United States	Platform: Fabric 1.21
MODS & TWEAKS
In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience:
DATAPACKS
Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief	Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg	Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops	Silence Mobs
Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition
APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq	Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link	Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview	Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is The Club SMP?

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.

2. How do I join The Club SMP?

To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.

3. What kind of hardware does The Club SMP server use?

The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.

4. Are there any mods or tweaks on The Club SMP server?

In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.

5. Can I use a client-sided modpack on The Club SMP?

We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.

USA News Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

SisDressDrama Minecraft Server

aita, annoyance, Asshole, attachment, Boyfriend, Brat, dress, family drama, fancy dress, Fight, income, Minecraft, MONEY, opera house, ownership, personal belongings, Server, sibling, SisDressDrama, sister, update, Upset

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Looking for a server where drama is the main event? Join our Minecraft server where you can fight over virtual dresses with your virtual sister! We promise not to call you a brat or an asshole, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off. Plus, we have a strict “tag on” dress code policy, so you can rest assured that your fancy dress will remain untouched until you’re ready to show it off. Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before!

CupocalypseCraft

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken cup, broken trust, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CupocalypseCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, guest etiquette, Honesty, personal belongings, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Trust

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Votes:	181	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crops Grown:	4066
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).

Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Tired of dealing with all the drama and negativity on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our community is so positive and supportive, you’ll forget all about those toxic Twitter trolls and Instagram haters.

We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.

CraftyCreationsMC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Forget about the wheel, electricity, or even sliced bread! The greatest man-made creation of all time is our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

BlazeCraft MC Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, u know what else is decriminalized? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got all the dank weed blocks u could ever want, man. build a giant bong tower or a weed farm, the possibilities are endless, dude.

our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.

plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!

HamasCraft – Deportation Edition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Love Letters Sent:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand!