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  • DadCraft: AloneTimeOrElse

    DadCraft: AloneTimeOrElse
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9843
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Potions Brewed: 72 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where shaking your hands is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace all forms of self-expression, even if it involves flapping your hands like a majestic bird. Our community is full of talented individuals like a harp-playing, award-nominated writer who knows way too much about Ancient Egypt.

    Join us and escape the acrimonious relationships of the real world, where dads think Taylor Swift needs to have kids to be successful. On our server, you can be yourself without judgment, whether you’re a mega Swiftie or not. And if anyone tells you to stop shaking your hands because it’s a “turnoff,” just shake them even harder!

    So come on in, build your dream world, and find a partner who embraces your uniqueness. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s a turnoff is not being true to yourself. See you in the game, flapping your way to victory!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChangeIsGood Minecraft SMP

    ChangeIsGood Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 7383
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    When I accidentally flooded my entire base with lava because I thought it would make a cool lava waterfall feature. Let’s just say my house was lit…literally. But hey, that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even accidentally blow up your best friend’s prized diamond collection. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the chaos and join our wacky world of blocky shenanigans!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

    GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6197
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mines Excavated: 3898

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

    BlockyBrits: No Go Zone
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6498
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Runes Activated: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpongepocalypseNZ

    SpongepocalypseNZ
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 481
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

    CraftyRoll Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 9389
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crops Grown: 5882
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

    TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6632
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

    But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBlockMateNoTake

    ExBlockMateNoTake
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3808
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 722964 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

    And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

    So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyVirginProTips

    BlockyVirginProTips
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4414
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ores Mined: 6069 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

    Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

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  • SkyHighCityCraft

    SkyHighCityCraft
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7875
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

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  • CountryRejects Minecraft Server

    CountryRejects Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8720
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Gods Slained: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Emeralds Found: 5005

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

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