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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7887 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | New Chunks Explored: | 986924 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!
Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.
And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?