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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6705 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).
if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.
so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!