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CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild

acquits, corrupt intent, Corruption, CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild, defendants, Evidence, financial crimes, fraud, insufficiently documented, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, money laundering, offshore accounts, panama, Panama Papers, Ruling, scandal, tax evasion, transparency, trial

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ores Mined:	5965
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE ACQUIT ALL PLAYERS OF WRONGDOING, JUST LIKE PANAMA DID WITH THE PANAMA PAPERS! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU STEAL DIAMONDS OR BLOW UP OTHER PLAYERS’ HOUSES, WE GOT YOUR BACK!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN TAX EVASION EMPIRE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING IS INSUFFICIENTLY DOCUMENTED HERE! SPREAD CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH NO CONSEQUENCES, JUST LIKE THE RICH AND POWERFUL IN PANAMA!

SO IF YOU WANNA GET AWAY WITH MURDER, LITERALLY, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CORRUPT INTENT IS JUST A MYTH! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free

acquits, acquitted, Corruption, Court, financial secrecy, fraud, free, International, investigation, Justice, Legal, Legal System, loophole, money laundering, offshore accounts, PanaCraft, panama, Panama Papers, papers, people, scandal, tax evasion, white collar crime

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.

Pixel Peril

Dangerous, false sense of security, hazardous, hidden dangers, ignorance, overlooked risks, Perception, Peril, PIXEL, potential harm, Risk, risky behavior, Safety, safety awareness, safety culture, safety guidelines, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety protocols, safety regulations, safety standards, underestimated

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	1027
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	2457
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly creepers while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, even the cows have been known to start rebellions against the players. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, danger lurks around every corner – from lava pits to zombie hordes that can breakdance their way into your base. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem, join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

cultural adjustment, emotional struggles, emotional well being, expat life, Expats, foreign country, government study, homesickness, international community, japanese, living abroad, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, Mental health resources, mental health support, Minecraft, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, support networks

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	2930
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crops Grown:	8746	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

are you feeling lonely like a japanese person living abroad? well, do i have the solution for you! come join our minecraft server and never feel lonely again! we have a community of players from all over the world ready to be your new best friends!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of pandas start dancing around you, cheering you on! or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses! anything can happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride of fun and friendship!

plus, our server has a secret potion that makes you instantly fluent in japanese, so you can chat with all our japanese players and feel like you’re living abroad without ever leaving your computer chair! come join us now and say sayonara to loneliness!

WalkWithCraftMC

activism, advocacy, Community, demonstration, Diversity, Event, Israel, Jewish, long tail, March, Multiculturalism, over 50000, Peace, pride, solidarity, Supporters, Toronto, Toronto rally, Unity, Walk With Israel, WalkWithCraftMC

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4931	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got over 50,000 supporters marchin in da Walk With Israel Toronto rally! if dat ain’t wild enough for ya, we also got pigs flyin and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

come build yo dream castle and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make u feel like a god.

join now and be part of da craziest minecraft community on da block. who needs reality when u got a server like dis? let’s get crafty, baby!

HeartlessCraft

Authenticity, conflicting emotions, emotional struggle, emotional turmoil, Heartless, HeartlessCraft, identity crisis, inner conflict, internal battle, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-exploration, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of being all soft and mushy in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on the virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate heartless player. Destroy everything in your path, steal from other players, and rule the land with an iron fist. No more Mr. Nice Guy here, it’s time to embrace your dark side and show everyone who’s boss.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where only the most ruthless players can gain access. Inside, you’ll find rare treasures, powerful weapons, and maybe even a dragon or two. Are you brave enough to explore the depths of this mysterious dungeon?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the heartless ruler you were always meant to be. Just remember, in this world, nice guys finish last. It’s time to show everyone what you’re made of and dominate the Minecraft universe like never before. See you on the dark side, gamers!

Oasis Nexus SMP: Where vanilla beans aren’t just for ice cream!

amd ryzen, arent, Bases, Beans, BUILD, Cool, cream, DDR4, Discord, efficient, Farms, group, Ice, Ip:, Join, new world, Nexus, Oasis, Players, Semi Vanilla, Server, small group, smp, Specs, SSD, Starting, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Welcome to Matt’s Minecraft Server!
Server Type	Whitelisted
Discord	Join the Discord
Server Specs	AMD RYZEN – 8cores DDR4- 32Gb 2tb SSD

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join our server, you must first join our Discord server and request to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

2. What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

We focus on building cool bases and creating efficient farms. It’s a collaborative and creative environment where players can work together to create amazing structures.

3. What are the server specifications?

Our server runs on an AMD Ryzen processor with 8 cores, 32GB of DDR4 RAM, and a 2TB SSD for fast and smooth gameplay.

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Currently, the server is whitelisted, so all players must go through the approval process on Discord before joining. However, you can invite your friends to apply for whitelisting as well.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server.

CraftySocials Minecraft Server

attractive, beauty, Captivating, CraftySocials, Curiosity, Enigmatic, facebook, influencer, instagram, Internet Sensation, Intriguing, Minecraft, Mysterious, mystery woman, online presence, Popular, public figure, Server, social media, speculation, trending, twitter, viral

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7869

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why join? Because this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, trying to impress the hottie mentioned in the post. So, if you want to rub elbows with the legends of Minecraft and maybe even find love in a blocky world, join us now! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft power couple.

OliveOilCraft Minecraft Server

Budget, consumerism, Cooking, cost, Country, cuisine, dollars, EUROS, expensive, export, Food, grocery, Import, inflation, KR, market, Minecraft, olive oil, OliveOilCraft, pic related, price, Server, shopping

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, everything is dirt cheap! Literally, we sell dirt for one emerald each.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc everywhere they go. Join us if you dare to challenge them and claim their treasure of golden carrots.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, causing chaos and confusion among players. Join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat this mysterious figure once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Pajama Drama Minecraft Server

Airbnb, Apology, Attention, awkward, boyfriend’s best friend, Cabin, cordial, Crush, Drama, Hospitality, iced out, lending clothes, lounging, mean girl, Minecraft, pajama, PAJAMAS, pick me vibes, rectified, Rude, Server, shower, wash clothes, weekend getaway

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, pick me vibes, and stolen pajamas!

Imagine logging in to find your virtual pajamas missing, only to discover that your in-game nemesis is wearing them with the bottoms wedged up their pixelated crack! Will you be the hero who graciously offers your clothes, or the villain who refuses to take them back?

With more twists and turns than a minecart track, this server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the ultimate showdowns over virtual pajamas. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

StepMommaSaysNoDinnerForYou

behavior management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive feedback, dinner time, discipline, emotional response, family conflict, family dynamics, household rules, music schools, parenting, Performing arts, rude behavior, sibling rivalry, singing, STEPDAUGHTER, StepMommaSaysNoDinnerForYou, table manners, talent

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	206
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as entertaining as Scarlett’s singing career and as dramatic as Ava’s meltdowns? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, intense singing battles, and dinner table showdowns.

Witness Ava’s epic performances as she belts out tunes at the most inappropriate times, and maybe even catch Scarlett making a guest appearance to show off her vocal chops. Will you choose Team Ava or Team Scarlett in this musical showdown?

But beware, things can get heated at the dinner table, so make sure to bring your earplugs and a strong stomach for the ultimate dining experience. Will you survive the chaos and drama of this server, or will you be singing a different tune by the end of it all?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where family dynamics and singing talents collide in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

CraftyMistakes Minecraft Server

advice, AVOID, Caution, CraftyMistakes, educate, error, Experience, guidance, hindsight, improve, learning, Lesson, Minecraft, mistake, Prevent, Recommendation, repeat, Server, Share, suggestion, tip, Warning, wisdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, just mining away on our epic Minecraft server, when suddenly you come across a mysterious chest. You think to yourself, “Hmm, I wonder what’s inside?” Well, let me tell you, friend, DO NOT open that chest! Legend has it that the last player who dared to open it was transported to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and zombies wore top hats. Trust me, you do not want to end up in a world where pigs call the shots. So, take my advice and steer clear of that chest! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns (and maybe a few top hat-wearing zombies along the way).