We promise no demanding players who make everything about them or constantly need jokes explained to them. Say goodbye to grammar and spelling errors in chat messages and hello to a community that actually lets you enjoy the game in peace.
So come join us and leave Jimbo behind. Build, explore, and have fun without the never-ending chatter following you around. This server is your safe haven from the chaos of real life – and Jimbo.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to disco music! Only on our server will you experience such wacky encounters.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land. Will you be able to challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and create unforgettable memories with a community of players who love to have fun!
Imagine a world where Minecraft mobs are replaced with soccer moms and dads, where you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of scheduling playdates and carpooling to survive. Will you be able to juggle coaching your team while dealing with demanding parents who expect you to chauffeur their kids to games?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret alliances and rivalries, where you never know who you can trust. Will you be able to come out on top and conquer the drama-filled world of Minecraft parenting?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the parents trying to outdo each other in the ultimate game of soccer mom and dad showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!
But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!
🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳
🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺
💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️♂️👀
🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥
🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021
Imagine a world where your husband’s music teacher buddy turns out to be a secret romance novel author with a crush on your man! And not just any romance novel, but one with a steamy love triangle that may or may not involve your hubby. Talk about a plot twist!
But wait, it gets better. When you confront the author about it, she spills the beans to her husband, causing a library scandal that will go down in history. Who knew a simple play date invitation could lead to such chaos?
So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and unexpected twists, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next?
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and turn it into glitter.
But fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows in the most daring and adventurous players. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your rainbow llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!
Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!
New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.
Hope to see you soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect. |
| What plugins does the server have? | Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server. |
| Is there a world reset schedule? | We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players. |
We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!