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The Space Cadet in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want!

Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and fishing rods. Build your base out of giant floating pancakes and ride llamas into battle against the dreaded Chicken Army.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Cope and seethe, my friends, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers do the cha-cha! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Build a house out of candy canes, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

Aoko’s Life Coach Minecraft Server

Anime, Aoko, Aokos, Character development, character evolution, Coach, complex relationships, emotional growth, Inner Demons, Life, life coach, Mentorship, Minecraft, overcoming past trauma, personal journey, redemption arc, relationship dynamics, Server, Shiki, Supernatural powers, transformation, tsukihime, type moon, violent tsundere, visual novel

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8109
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where Aoko, the once violent tsundere, has now become Shiki’s life coach! That’s right, folks, witness the epic transformation as Aoko trades in her fiery temper for some good old-fashioned wisdom and guidance.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer dance move or two).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this zany journey and see why our Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the pixelated village). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the laughs, thrills, and diamond pickaxe-induced dance parties that await you!

Minecraft SMP: Chunky Shopper’s Delight

balance, chunky, DELIGHT, discussion, fat, Fatfur, fetish, fetishes, für, Furry, Images, Junk Food, Male Fatfur, Minecraft, pastebin, Safe, shoppers., shopping, smp, sub-fetish, TEMPLATE, Thread, Writing, yeen

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat and fabulous! Join us for a chance to build your dream fat fortress, filled with all the delicious junk food your heart desires.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with endless supplies of cake and cookies. Will you be the one to uncover its sugary secrets?

And let’s not forget about our resident yeen who needs help with his shopping for even more fattening treats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into while stocking up on snacks?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s get fat and fabulous together!

> I Can’t President Minecraft Server

i can’t president, long tail tags, Minecraft, president, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can become the President of the entire virtual universe! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, you’ll be making executive decisions and passing virtual laws like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always looking for new recruits. Join them and learn the ways of stealth and combat in epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Hobbs Demolishing Marks Minecraft SMP

Achievements, batsman, Centuries, Cricket, demolishing, DOMINANCE, england, History, hobbs, innings, Legacy, Legendary, marks, Masterclass, Minecraft, player, power-hitting, record-breaking, smp, sports, Technique, Unbeatable

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Hobbs is on a rampage demolishing everyone’s builds! That’s right, you can watch in awe as Hobbs wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players, leaving chaos and destruction in his wake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure or will you fall victim to the llamas’ devious plans?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Vanilla server Minecraft server

1.21, Emerald Valley, minecraft server, vanilla server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21

51.210.221.83:3161

Midnight Madness Minecraft Server

0053, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, Cozy, Goodnight, late night, lovely people, madness, midnight, Minecraft, night owl, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, Server, sleep time, sleep well, Sweet Dreams, tired, Tranquil, winding down

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	978705	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby at 00:53? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you wide awake with excitement! Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community so lively, you’ll forget what sleep even is. Who needs a goodnight’s rest when you can be having a blast on our server? So come on, join us and stay up all night with the most awesome players around! Goodnight? More like good times!

THE TOP MINECRAFT SMP

089 IS BITCOIN’S CEILLING, 81, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY GAINSSSS AAAAAAA, Bitcoin, Ceiling, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial analysis, Gains, Investment, market analysis, market highs, market predictions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, smp, stock market, THAT WAS THE TOP, the top, Top, top performers, top trends, Trading

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky’s the limit…literally! We’ve set the world height limit to 81,089 because why not?

But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.