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CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

200k-1m, budgeting, crypto portfolios, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, economic uncertainty, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, financial stress, holding up, Investments, job loss, Job Search, long term investments, market volatility, Minecraft, neets, passive income, savings, Server, unemployed, unemployment benefits

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	2953	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of staring at your crypto portfolio all day? Do you wish you could escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you can trade your virtual diamonds for virtual emeralds and live out your wildest blocky fantasies.

Our server is filled with unemployed neets just like you, all with crypto portfolios ranging from 200k to 1 million. Why waste your time day trading when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your fellow crypto-rich comrades?

So come on, join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a job when you have a virtual empire to build?

TimeTravelCraft

ancient civilizations, ancient greece, Beliefs, culture, History, intellectual, knowledge, Labels, mental illness, Perception, perspective, philosophy, societal norms, society, stigma, time period, time travel, time traveler, TimeTravelCraft, Understanding, Worship

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Votes:	7919	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our server and travel back in time to ancient greece where you can be worshipped as a modern-day intellectual instead of being labeled as mentally ill! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! plus, our staff is made up of actual ancient greeks who will guide you on your journey to greatness. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ruler of the ancient world!

Project: Lambda RP (Using CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT)

CITY-17, Community, Discord, Gaming, Grand Project, Guns, half-life 2, halflife2, java, KrEsHDiE, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Project Lambda RP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, scenario, Server, Themed, virtual

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchantments Applied:	115
Void Armor Forged:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Welcome. Welcome to City 17.

It’s safer here.

A HALF LIFE 2 inspired rp server using the CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT MAP BY KrEsHDiE (https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/city17-grand-project-half-life-2-map

Dive into a what if scenario maker in this server!

We have:

– Lore

– A discord server

– Guns

– And much more to come!

eu6-free.falixserver.net:41581

Mining and Escaping Reality: The Not-So-Basic Server – Now with Extra Sheep

Adventure, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Daily Rewards, Escaping, EXTRA, Friends, Interactive, Leaderboards, Map, Mining, mmorpg, NotSoBasic, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Reality, Rewards, Server, Sheep, Skills, Smithing, titles, woodcutting

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Emeralds Found:	3557	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

MineScape Server Overview:

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is MineScape?

A: MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at recreating the classic game Old School RuneScape.

Q: How can I join MineScape?

A: Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get started on your journey.

Q: What features does MineScape offer?

A: MineScape offers interactive custom NPC’s and mobs, custom quests, 22 custom skills, a beautiful hand-crafted map, clue scrolls, daily rewards, pets, cosmetics, titles, and active leaderboards.

DildoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, control, controversial, dark humor, DildoCraft, Domination, humor, Minecraft, Oppression, power, Ran, Ridiculous, satire, Seething, Server, social commentary, society, strange, surreal, taboo, walking dildos, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Votes:	618
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

CobraCraft Minecraft Server

action, Cheesy, Cobra Kai, CobraCraft, comedy, corny, Daniel LaRusso, Drama, Drunk, friday night, Johnny Lawrence, kids show, Kreese, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Netflix, Nostalgia, Redemption, Rivalry, season 6, Sensei, Server, tv show

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1579	Zombie Dances:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of Cobra Kai season 6 being a total snoozefest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more action, drama, and plot twists than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Forget about boring old karate tournaments, on our server you’ll be battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building epic fortresses that would make even Miyagi proud. And don’t worry, Kreese is still the baddest villain around – but this time, he’s a creeper in disguise!

So grab a virtual drink, log on to our server, and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. Who needs Cobra Kai when you can join us for some seriously crazy Minecraft fun? Kick back, relax, and let the games begin!

UghCraft – Humans Suck

abhorrent actions, annoying habits, appalling behavior, cringe-worthy moments, deplorable actions, despicable conduct, detestable behavior, disappointing actions, disgraceful behavior, disgusting behavior, embarrassing incidents, frustrating encounters, Human nature, humans, irritating situations, negative experiences, regrettable actions, repulsive behavior, revolting behavior, shameful behavior, Suck, UghCraft, unpleasant interactions

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5409	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

NukeCraftIranWeeks

Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, iran, material production, MIDDLE EAST, military intelligence, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear bomb, nuclear capabilities, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftIranWeeks, potential threat, proliferation, sanctions, security concerns, uranium enrichment, US, weeks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be makin’ nuclear bombs in weeks just like Iran! imagine the power u gonna have with that kind of firepower in the game. blow up ur enemies in style, fam. join now and be the ultimate bomb maker in the blocky world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeartburnCraft: Where Java 1.20.2 serves up hot economy and 15 online players, no resets or griefing allowed!

1.20.2, Active Economy, Allowed, Auctions, Community, Economy, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Resets, ONLINE, online players, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, serves, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

HearthCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store
Server Start	October 2018
World Reset	Never reset. World dates back to July 2019.
Live Map	Check out the live map here

FAQ

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this here.

Q: Are there resource worlds on the server?

A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.

Q: Is there a marriage plugin on the server?

A: Yes, there is a marriage plugin available on the server.

MadokaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Captivating, Characters, comparison, dark themes, Drama, emotional, engrossing, Entertainment, FANTASY, INTENSE, japanese animation, madoka magica, MadokaCraft, Magical Girls, Minecraft, plot twists, Popular, Psychological, series, Server, Storyline, Thought-provoking

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	195	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6439	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is more engrossing than Madoka Magica on a rollercoaster ride with a unicorn! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle dragons with your pet llama sidekick, and even ride a rainbow to the land of unlimited diamonds! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!