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AC-less Survival Land
So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun! -
Skin2WinCraft
premature infant care., infant development, premature babies, neurodevelopment scores, sensory stimulationLOL come join our epic minecraft server where we promise u will level up ur neurodevelopment skills just like premature infants who had more skin-to-skin contact with a parent!!!!!we got crazy challenges that will make ur brain EXPLODE with excitement!!! u will be crafting and building like a pro in no time!!!
join now and become the ultimate minecraft champ with the power of SKIN-TO-SKIN CONTACT!!! #neurodevelopmentgoals #minecraftmadness
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CraftyPantsMinecraft SMP
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside a bunch of clucking geniuses!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you three wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cocky Cockatrice, a mythical creature with a cocky attitude and a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, he’s all bark and no bite…we think.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how big your cocky can get! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any cocky-related incidents that may occur while playing on our server.)
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PotionPals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of real-life drama ruining your reputation? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where nobody cares about your weight loss journey!On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about nosy friends or judgmental church groups. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of keeping secrets from your family.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs friends and family when you have virtual blocks to build with?
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SisExEncounterLOL
sibling relationships, relationship etiquette, personal boundaries, family loyalty, unexpected interactionsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where running into your sister’s ex-husband at Target is a common occurrence! Join us for some blocky fun and drama-filled adventures.Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of bumping into your sister’s ex at the virtual Target self-checkout! 2. Build your own divorce-themed pixel art to express your unresolved feelings. 3. Play with friendly players who may or may not have run into your ex-husband at a virtual Target in the game.
Join now and never miss out on the latest gossip from the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even find your sister’s ex-husband building a Target store in the game. Let the drama unfold in our virtual world!
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Weirdly Useful Powers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old superpowers like flying and super strength? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of wacky superpowers that will have you laughing and winning at the same time.Ever wanted to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Imagine the look on your enemies’ faces as they get tangled up in a delicious web of carbs. Or how about the power to turn invisible, but only when you’re singing the Macarena? It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s a game-changer.
But wait, there’s more! How about the ability to summon a horde of angry chickens to do your bidding? Or the power to make everyone around you break out into spontaneous dance parties? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So come join us and discover the weirdest superpowers you never knew you needed. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the spaghetti-fingered hero of the server!
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GreenCraftRevolution
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for fossil fuels and battle against the evil UN who are trying to slow down our green transition! build massive oil rigs and pollute the environment to your heart’s content! the UN is no match for our army of fossil fuel warriors! join now and help us defeat the evil greenies!