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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4263 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 297 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Farms Harvested: | 519 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!