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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

BlockPartySingle

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Active, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, FightMine, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, PvPvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2895	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

go.fightmine.ru

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	4192	Animals Bred:	119
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Items Found:	5236
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!