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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4665 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Ores Mined: | 4769 |
Enchantments Applied: | 196 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 148 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!
2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.
3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!