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SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4186	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Towns Built:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	4271
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	2881
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1119	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3084
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, deliberately, diplomatic relations, foreign aid workers, foreign policy, gaza, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Noobs, Peacekeeping, Politics, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

animated, Captain Caveman, cartoon character, caveman, CaveManNoPantsMC, childhood cartoon, childhood favorite, childhood hero, childhood memories, childhood show, childhood television, clothing, funny, für, hairy, hairy body, Mystery, naked, nostalgic, speculation, suspicion

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Emeralds Found:	669

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.