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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8430 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
