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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9952 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1253 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
