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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 190 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!
