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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5247 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5025 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be part of a community where Dick Cheney is worshipped as a god and his face is plastered all over the server. We believe that he was not only an honorable statesman, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Rumor has it that he once built a mansion out of diamond blocks in just one day!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold wild parties every night. You never know who you’ll run into down there – maybe even Barack Obama or George W. Bush! And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every weekend. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us now! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dick Cheney himself.
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