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OuchCraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Chechen People Are Scary Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Awareness, Chechen, Community, culture, discrimination, ethnicity, fear, gay rape, intimidation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, mobiks, people, Phobia, prejudice, Russian, Safety, Scared, Scary, smp, Stereotypes, Terrifying, violence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2204	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Votes:	123
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy that even the Chechen people are afraid to mess with us. Rumor has it that they once tried to invade our server, but our players fought back with nothing but diamond swords and enchanted armor. And as for the Russian mobiks? Let’s just say they learned the hard way not to mess with us after a hilarious prank involving exploding chickens. So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for a chance to ride on giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored jello, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Ho Ho Ho Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Ho ho ho, gather ’round all you Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, have we got a present for you! Our server is like a winter wonderland of chaos and craziness, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Join us for epic battles against giant snow golems, daring quests to find the legendary Candy Cane Sword, and don’t forget about our annual Christmas tree decorating contest (last year’s winner used nothing but diamond blocks and glowstone – talk about bling bling!).

But that’s not all, folks! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo where you can tame your very own Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every day is a holiday and every block is a gift waiting to be unwrapped. Merry Craftmas, everyone!

👊🏻SERVER FOR MEN👊🏻 1.21.1, NEW DUNGE Minecraft server

alcohol brewing, Antirelog, Antispam, Auction, battlepass, Buyers, Cases, Casino, Clans, Gaming, Men, Minecraft, personal stores, Plasmo Voice, Plugins, Quests, Regions, rp, Server, server economy, Shop, Starter Kit, voice chat

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

• “From the player, to the players” – this is the principle on which our server is created

• Server for men is a classic server in Minecraft, the purpose of which is to create for players the most comfortable and at the same time unlimited service for the game. The administration is as open as possible to any suggestions regarding the project, since it is not only for us, but, most importantly, for you.

• A little about the rules

On the server for men there is absolute freedom of speech and the simplest rules, which we strongly recommend that you familiarize yourself with. Griefing, cheating and murder are allowed. No, this is not anarchy, explosions in private do not work here, and cheats are punishable by a permanent ban. This is a server where players are limited only by plugins, and the administration does not directly interfere with the gameplay, simply maintaining the stable operation of the server.

• A little about donation

We have the most balanced donation and many paid cosmetic services! We also have an in-game currency with a store on our server. Donation website: https://store.maleserver.eu

• Plugins:

1. Regions

The server has a plugin for regions. Explosions in regions do not work, PvP is disabled by default. However, if you enter a region in PvP mode, you will still be able to be killed before the PvP mode is reset

2. Alcohol brewing

The server has an alcohol brewing plugin with interesting and exciting recipes, so nothing will stop you from opening your own Bar or just having fun with friends.

3. AntiRelog

During PvP you cannot leave the server without losing your inventory, and you will also not be able to teleport

4. Clans

An integral part of our server are clans. Since griefing is allowed on the server, PvP, of course, is also allowed. Create your own clans, earn points, destroy enemies, win wars and receive unique paid prizes!

5. Quests

We have custom quests, each of which the administrator came up with and completed himself. For quests you receive unique rewards, as well as in-game currency. Over time, the number and variety of quests will increase. We will also welcome your ideas for quests!

6. Buyers

Another way to make money on our server is through different buyers, each of which buys different resources at reasonable prices without killing the server’s economy

7. Auction

There is also an auction plugin on the server. This is another way you can earn extra money on our server and raise your name as a merchant.

8. Players’ personal stores

Each player can create his own personal store with resources. To do this, enter the command /quickshop

9. Plasmo Voice

Voice chat is available, for this install the Plasmo Voice mod

10. Battlepass

Battle Pass available. Both paid and free

11. Slot machines at /warp casino

Slot machines in which you can both win and lose the server’s internal currency work thanks to our RP without mods!

maleserver.eu

CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	897
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

Delicious Goyim Tastes Like Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial topics, cultural insensitivity, DELICIOUS, discrimination, ethnic slurs, Filthy jews, Goyim, Hate Speech, inflammatory remarks, jewish cannibalism, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, slaves, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, TASTES, Xenophobia, zogchow

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	44974
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion!

We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?

Chad’s Love Shack Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3995
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of being rejected by weird lonely guys on campus? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can date Chad! Chad is the most attractive man in the virtual world and he will make you feel like a million diamonds. Join our server and find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamond armor to protect your heart. Who needs the weird lonely guy when you can have Chad by your side? Come join us and start your epic love story today!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General – SMP #6673

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	2240	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate To Love Ru Collab experience! That’s right, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, SR Kotegawa Yui, and SR Sairenji Haruna are all waiting for you to join in on the fun. And don’t forget about the sleeping wear skins for the collab girls and August Von Parseval in his Ulrich schoolgirl outfit – it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secrets like the Mary Celeste, Yorktown, and Voroshilov waiting to be uncovered. Plus, get ready for the Houshou META cruise mission and Suffren’s party dress skin with the Cruise Pass. And who could forget about the upcoming Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin? It’s going to be epic!

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – it’s all about the in-game experience here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with dangerous inventions, ASMR from Hatsuzuki, and a whole lot of craziness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

Kurei Kei’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9262	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	231
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs drop sick beats and the players drop sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant cheese grater, because why not? Watch out for those sharp edges, they’ll grate you to bits!

4. We have a group of friendly dolphins who will guide you to buried treasure chests if you offer them fish tacos. They have exquisite taste.

5. The server owner once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splashdown in a pool of lava. It’s the hottest ride in town!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at Kurei Kei! Trust me, you won’t regret it.