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Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	279	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

LottoLlamaCraft

Best Friend, big win, celebration, dream come true, exciting news, family member, financial freedom, Gratitude, life changing, life-altering, lottery jackpot, lotto winner, LottoLlamaCraft, lucky day, sharing the news, spreading joy, sudden wealth, telling loved ones, thrilling moment, unexpected windfall, winning ticket

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7049	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

back from the brink, bald, bird conservation, bird conservation efforts, bird conservation initiatives., bird conservation programs, bird conservation success, bird habitat restoration, bird migration, bird population recovery, bird protection, bird rehabilitation, bird species, bird species recovery, BRINK, conservation success, Endangered species, environmental success, Ibis, nature conservation, Northern, Northern bald ibis, Revival, wildlife protection

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	282	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

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Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live streaming, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

addiction, addiction recovery, African American, black guy, Cigarette, discrimination, guy, lung cancer, Minecraft, Minority, nicotine, public health, quitting smoking, Race, smoking, smoking behavior, smoking cessation, smp, Social Issues, stereotype, tobacco, tobacco industry, unhealthy habit

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	186
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

Abuse, aita, black and white, cancel trip, CancelledTrip, colon cancer, emotional connection, family conflict, Feedback, Friends, guilt trip, mom, MONEY, past traumas, Rich, scheduled surgery, selfish, surgery, SurgeryCraft, trip cost

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8484
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9136	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!