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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2176 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.
Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!
