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Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

Access, anticipation, Crafty, Demand, desire, entrance, entry, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, in, Let, lolz, long trail tags, me, Permission, PLEA, Request, Server, tags, Urgency, welcome

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ores Mined:	2202	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2092
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Votes:	3550
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Runes Activated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8016
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Votes:	1244

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Votes:	4833
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Mines Excavated:	2694
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4733	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	208
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!