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TeslaCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like tesla going ham on canada’s ev rebate program? yeah, we got that energy here, fam. our server is poppin’ off with players buying up blocks faster than tesla sold cars in canada. we wiped out $43 million in grants cuz our players are just that good at building and mining. join us if u wanna be part of the madness and help us take over the minecraft world. we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and epic adventures. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft history together! -
BlockyBritsMC
so, liek, u kno how sum pple r just rlly dumb? well, dis guy JD Vance is liek, the king of dumb. he sed sumthin rlly stoopid bout british troops n evry1 got all mad n stuff. but dont worry bout him, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs dat fly n cows dat dance. u can build ur own castle n rule over all the noobs. plus, we hav a secret underground dungeon full of treasure n mystery. so leave JD Vance n his dumb comments behind n come join us for sum epic minecraft fun! -
SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft
so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro. -
RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian travel agent accused of organizing lgbt tours found dead in pretrial detention! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a russian roulette game gone wrong.we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of spaghetti. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.
join us for the craziest adventures, the wildest parties, and the most epic battles. we promise you’ll never be bored, and you might even forget about that russian travel agent altogether.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!
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SparCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun -
WestWingCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. but that’s not even the best part, bro.we got this dude, Javier Milei, who’s like the king of the server. he’s accused of plagiarizing UN speeches from the West Wing, like what even is that? but don’t worry, he’s got a killer dance move that will blow your mind.
join this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. plus, we have unlimited cake and diamonds for days. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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GenocideGamerGirl
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin! -
RapeCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!