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StellarCraft: PerseidPals & PlanetPair

astronomical events, Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, celestial viewing, cosmic events, meteor shower, meteoroids, night sky, PerseidPals, Perseids, planetary pairing, PlanetPair, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Stargazing, starry night, Stellarcraft, summer nights, telescope

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

hey u! ya u! r u ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well get ready for the perseids and a pretty planetary pairing! why should u join our server, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story. one time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, CHEESE! they built a cheese castle and ruled over the land with a cheese scepter. it was glorious! so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, then join us now! plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. what more could u ask for? join now and let the madness begin!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusing clips, baby memes, BrownBaby, clitty, comedy, comedy skits, cute babies, Entertainment, Funny Moments, funny videos, hilarious, humor, infant humor, internet culture, jokes, laugh out loud, LaughCraft, Laughter, Meme culture, Minecraft, Server, viral videos, ylyl

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	136452
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to BrownBaby Clitty – the wildest, wackiest server in all of blocky land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon BrownBaby Clitty and were immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right – a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their crazy adventure.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even participate in epic dance parties with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move together.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then BrownBaby Clitty is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP: UmmmDabaDeeeDaDaaCraft

Addictive, Alluring, Call Me, candy, craving, da, Daba, DEEE, desire, Irresistible, lips like sugar, love, Minecraft, seductive, smp, SPRUNG, sugar lips, sugar rush, SWEET, sweet tooth, temptation, Ummm, UmmmDabaDeeeDaDaaCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	36
Potions Brewed:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sweeter than our candy is the chaos that ensues! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the sugar rush never ends.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to show them the way to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, the treasure chest was guarded by a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say things got explosive!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a legendary unicorn roaming the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a sugar-filled adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas and dancing creepers – they’re always up to no good!

MumCraftMadness

BETRAYAL, blended family, communication breakdown, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, family bonds, family dynamics, family unity, feeling dismissed, infertility, Insecurity, Motherhood, MumCraftMadness, parental love, parenting, Rebuilding trust., role playing, sense of loss, stepchildren, stepmother

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	204210	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and ultimate redemption.

Are you tired of being called by your first name instead of “Mum” by your stepkids? Well, on our server, you can create your own virtual family where everyone calls you “Mum” no matter what! Say goodbye to feeling like just a “role” and embrace the love and respect you deserve.

Embark on a quest to earn the title of “Ultimate Minecraft Mum” by completing challenges, building the most epic virtual home for your virtual family, and navigating through the ups and downs of family life in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our server and show everyone that being a virtual mum is no joke – it’s a serious business filled with love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of virtual drama. Let’s build a family bond that can withstand anything – even secret messages to the biological mother!

MathCraft Masters

advanced mathematics, algebra, Calculus, Expertise, Geometry, highest level, Masters, math abilities, math competency, Math Education, math expertise, math levels, math proficiency, Mathcraft, mathematical knowledge, mathematical proficiency, mathematical proficiency levels, mathematical skills, Mathematics, proficiency, statistics, Trigonometry

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old math classes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the highest level of math you need to know is how to count your diamonds! No need for calculus or trigonometry here, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, rumor has it that solving complex redstone puzzles can actually boost your IQ by 100 points. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only numbers that matter are your coordinates. Join now and become a mathlete in the game of blocks!

Getting Lost in Tangles – Where minobosses, dungeons, and lore await in this wacky world of Minecraft!

alchemist, Allies, Archery targets, artificer, Await, battle, Cook, Development, Discord, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Fish, jumping puzzles, Lore, Lost, Minecraft, minobosses, Quests, Rewards, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, solo developer, Tangles, Wacky, WATCHMAKER, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

Server Information
Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us

The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server! Battle through dungeons with your allies for unique rewards, explore the shattered world of the Tangles in the cataclysmic aftermath of a rogue god’s meddling, and navigate the twisted political realities of the strange and varied factions you will encounter, all with one overarching goal: becoming as strong as you can be.

Outfit yourself and your allies with the best bracelets in the game as a Watchmaker, brew exotic and mundane concoctions for any situation as an Alchemist, create facsimiles of life and servitude as an Artificer, trace ancient symbols onto paper for magical and unexpected effects as a Scribe, or simply keep everyone fed as efficiently (and tastily) as possible as a Cook! Or, you know, just fish all the time and call it a day.

Exploration can reveal things such as new quests, jumping puzzles, minibosses to battle (and later rechallenge for unique loot!), riddles, and hidden archery targets, all of which give unique and massively-empowering consumables or equipment to make your adventures in the Tangles more and more the way you want them to be.

The server is out now; you can join the Discord for the server in order to keep up with development, make suggestions, ask questions, and join in the release of this exciting new server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently live?	Yes, the server is live and ready for players to join.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	The server offers dungeons, unique rewards, exploration, different player classes such as Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, and Cook, as well as quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden secrets.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the IP address tangles.mcserver.us in Minecraft.
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, discussions, and announcements.

InstaSchoolDays Minecraft Server

10 years ago, adolescence, digital age, Experience, flashback, high school, instagram, InstaSchoolDays, Memories, Minecraft, modern life, Nostalgia, past, reels, Reminiscing, School days, Server, social media, Technology, Throwback, time travel, virtual reality, youth culture

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old school days that never involved crazy adventures like riding llamas to class or battling creepers in the cafeteria? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your wildest school day fantasies! Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary diamond pencil or surviving the dreaded pop quiz dungeon. Who needs Instagram reels when you can create your own insane school day memories in our server? So come on, join us and experience school days like never before – in ur cunt!

SMPixelatedFun – Minecraft SMP: 60+ Minutes of Filler with Just People

care, Character development, Filler, irrelevant characters, lack of engagement., long tail tags: filler content, meaningless filler, Minecraft, Minutes, new york, new york city, people, pizza, pointless scenes, smp, SMPixelatedFun, Suspense, TENSE, Tension, Trash, unimportant plot, Walking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	856462	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pizza than a New York City street corner.

Join us for thrilling adventures where players walk around aimlessly for 60+ minutes, trying to figure out who ate the last slice of pizza. It’s tense, it’s dramatic, it’s…wait, why are we even doing this again?

But don’t worry, our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Will Steve finally defeat the Ender Dragon? Will Karen stop griefing everyone’s builds? Will Bob ever find his missing diamond pickaxe?

Join us for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than rush hour in Times Square. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness. So grab a slice of pizza and hop on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other!

GF-Free Wedding Woes

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family tension, Family Values, family-only event, GFFree, girlfriend not invited, picking sides, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, stand by girlfriend, support girlfriend, torn family, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, woes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we guarantee zero family drama and only epic gaming adventures! Our server is a safe haven for all players, whether you have a supportive family or not.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue for your sister and her soon-to-be husband, without any drama or tension. Invite your girlfriend to the virtual wedding and show your sister that she’s missing out on an epic celebration.

Join us now and let’s build a family-friendly community where everyone is welcome, even if your real-life family is causing chaos. Let’s create a virtual family that supports each other and has fun together in the world of Minecraft!

SocietySMP – Ruined by Minecraft

Minecraft, ruined, ruining society, societal breakdown, societal chaos, societal collapse, societal conflict, societal crisis, societal decay, societal decline, societal deterioration, societal disintegration, societal division, societal downfall, societal dysfunction, societal inequality, societal injustice, societal issues, Societal Problems, societal turmoil, societal unrest, SocietySMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Villages Defended:	8	Ores Mined:	5277
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of society’s rules and restrictions holding you back from living your best blocky life? Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. So come on, join us and let’s tear down society one block at a time!