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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, Actor, Bartender, Chef, comedian, dj, Doctor, Event Planner, graphic designer, Lawyer, Minecraft, musician, painter, personal trainer, photographer, salesperson, Server, social media manager, Teacher, TipsyCraft, uber driver, Video editor, Writer

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ores Mined:	1814	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Emeralds Found:	889	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	108	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	198	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Void Armor Forged:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

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Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Animals Bred:	56	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	2607	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.