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Elon’s Blocky Banishment Society
lol imagine a world where elon musk gets kicked out of a society for being too cool. like, bro, he’s just too awesome for them to handle. they’re all like “sorry elon, but you’re just too much of a legend for us to handle. please leave and take your coolness elsewhere.” and then all the other members are just signing this open letter like “yeah, get out of here elon, we can’t handle your swag.”if you want to escape the drama and hang out with some chill peeps, come join our minecraft server. we don’t care how cool you are, as long as you’re down to build some epic structures and have a good time. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and have epic battles with giant mutant creepers.
so come join us and leave all the drama behind. elon musk may not be welcome in the royal society, but he’s always welcome on our minecraft server.
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CraftyCommiesMC
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