come join this epic minecraft server where we accuse russia of ‘deliberate’ starvation tactics in mariupol! build your own base and defend against the evil russians trying to starve you out! join forces with other players to fight back and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot for you to discover! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure yet!
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CraftyRussian Minecraft Server
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CraftyFrancesca’sWorld
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE FRANCESCA ALBANESE IS RUNNING AN INTERNATIONAL NETWORK TO TARGET ISRAEL HAHAHAHA. UN WATCH IS LIKE “WHOA FRANCESCA, CALM DOWN.” BUT SHE’S LIKE “NOPE, I’M GONNA TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD TOO.” SO JOIN NOW BEFORE FRANCESCA TAKES OVER YOUR BLOCKY LIFE LOL.
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CraftyDownUnder
come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.
we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.
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BabyBashBirthdayBrawl
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!
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BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!
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BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs
come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!
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CraftyResponsibility
So, like, want to join this amazin’ Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. True story, bro. And then there was this other player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Remember, you are responsible for how you act, no matter how you feel. So come on, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).
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MapleCraft: Attack of the Ex-Envoy
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz our democracy is, like, under attack…in Minecraft! ex-China envoy, like, totally warned us after some crazy report from NSICOP. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save Canada’s democracy, one block at a time! plus, we have, like, the best parties and the most epic build battles. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!
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HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong
so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.
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BlockyBattle: Kids vs. Creepers
so, liek, u know how u wanna play mincraft but u also wanna save teh world? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we gotz a story where u gotta stop israel and hamas from violatin children’s rights in armed conflict. u gotta build ur way to peace and justice while fightin off creepers and skeletons. join now and be a hero in teh virtual world! it’s gonna be epic, trust me.