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LiarCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only lying allowed is when you tell your friends you totally didn’t steal their diamonds! we’re like the welsh government but way cooler because we actually follow through on our promises. our legislation is so groundbreaking, even herobrine is shaking in his pixelated boots. join us before the next senedd elections in 2026 and experience the thrill of a truly honest and transparent minecraft community. plus, we have free cake every friday! don’t miss out, join now! -
PixelPioneerJustice
So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same! -
FriendZoneCraft – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with friends who constantly complain about their self-inflicted problems? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where we only accept responsibility for our own creeper explosions!Just like Jane, you too can switch jobs and blame everyone else for your unhappiness. But don’t worry, our virtual boss won’t call you after hours because he’s too busy fighting off zombie hordes. And if he does call, just ignore it like Jane should have!
Vent all you want about your virtual problems, but remember, we only accept players who take responsibility for their own TNT mishaps. So join now and leave your real-life drama at the door, because in this Minecraft server, we only blow up our own houses by accident!
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Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror! -
ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.
If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
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MineCraftyWakeUpCall
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!
Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?
Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!
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CraftyCopConnection
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft and escape from all the craziness of the world? well, this server is the perfect place for u! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.so, there was this dude who got stamped on by a Greater Manchester Police officer, right? and get this, he’s actually related to someone on the force! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we promise there’s no police brutality on our server. just good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun!
join our server and escape the drama of real life. build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting!
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DoggyDrinkDrop Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from scary dogs and irresponsible owners? Look no further! Join our server where dogs are banned and accountability is key. No more jumping a mile high from surprise barks, just pure relaxation and fun. Plus, if you encounter any unruly players, we’ll make sure they buy you a drink as compensation. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dropping is blocks to build your dream world! -
CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?
So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
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CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW