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  • PrincipalCraft

    PrincipalCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with high school drama and bullies like Bev? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build your own empire and escape the chaos of the real world.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about teachers playing favorites or bullies ruining your day. Instead, you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, battle dragons, and create your own virtual paradise.

    And the best part? Our teachers are all virtual NPCs who will never enable bullies or make excuses for bad behavior. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be reporting is how much fun you’re having!

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  • MineCraftyCongressPayGap

    MineCraftyCongressPayGap
    Are you tired of politicians constantly giving themselves raises while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the salaries of U.S. Senators & Representatives in Congress are tied to the federal & state minimum wages!

    Join our server and watch as your favorite politicians have to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers just to earn a decent paycheck. No more fancy dinners and private jets for them – they’ll have to work for every emerald they earn!

    Plus, think of the entertainment value. Picture Mitch McConnell trying to build a redstone contraption or Nancy Pelosi getting lost in a maze of caves. It’s a political circus you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show Congress that they need to earn their keep, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe they’ll actually start passing laws that benefit the people for once!

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  • MineCraftyZelenskyyDefense

    MineCraftyZelenskyyDefense
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly ELON MUSK pops up outta nowhere and starts blaming some random dude from Zelenskyy’s Defence Ministry for crimes committed by some sketchy associate of a former president. like, what even is happening, dude?

    but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out that this whole drama is actually a plot twist on our EPIC minecraft server! join now to uncover the truth behind this wild story and maybe even become friends with Elon Musk himself. who knows, maybe he’ll even give you a ride to space in one of his fancy rockets.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?)

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  • CraftyPutin2020

    CraftyPutin2020
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

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  • CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

    CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt
    Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

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  • BlockyGovs & PartyPals

    BlockyGovs & PartyPals
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all that political mumbo jumbo? Sick of all the drama in the real world? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and leave all that boring stuff behind!

    On our server, you can build your own political empire and rule with an iron fist! Who needs parliaments and governments when you can be the supreme leader of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, with all the declining trust in real-life institutions, why not jump into a world where YOU call the shots?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a warning sign for all those non-democratic political leaders out there. They better watch out, because our players are ready to take on any autocratic ways that come their way. So come join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can be the ultimate escape from all that real-life drama! Let’s get building, baby!

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  • GF_GrowUpCraft

    GF_GrowUpCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

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  • LostCraft: Mom Squad Rescue

    LostCraft: Mom Squad Rescue
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated relationship between Annie, Ophelia, and their parents.

    Experience the thrill of searching for a missing player who may or may not be in trouble, just like Ophelia on her mysterious train ride. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the rebel who keeps secrets like Annie?

    With drama at every corner and unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and dive into a world where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • DisapPOINTEDCraft

    DisapPOINTEDCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and confusion of real life! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

    Looking for a reason to join? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about disappearing friends or unanswered messages. Our virtual friends are always there for you, ready to explore, build, and have a blast together.

    Imagine a world where you can build a fortress to protect yourself from annoying situations, like being ghosted by someone you thought was your best friend. Or maybe you just want to relax and fish in peace, without the stress of real-life relationships.

    So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Let’s leave the real-world problems behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you there!

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  • CraftyThiefShame

    CraftyThiefShame
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decisions!

    We have a community of players who are experts in the art of getting away with mischief, just like our friend from California who loves to shoplift for fun. Who needs to follow the rules when you can bend them to your will?

    And if you’re looking for love, our server is the perfect place to find someone who appreciates a good rebel. Just like our friend’s crush who broke off contact when she found out about the shoplifting. But hey, who needs someone who can’t handle a little risk-taking, am I right?

    Join us and learn valuable life lessons, like how to keep things to yourself and lie more effectively. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can embrace your wild side and let your creativity run wild.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even find a partner in crime who shares your love for breaking the rules.

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