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FriendFinder12-19
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the admins are always causing chaos and drama! We have a player who thinks he’s above the law and brags about becoming a cop just to get away with it. Plus, we have screenshots that will make you feel sick to your stomach – it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of scandals and outrageous behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? -
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Yagoo himself can’t resist joining in on the fun! Rumor has it that Yagoo supports the bombing and killing of innocent people in-game because he just can’t resist the explosive excitement of our server events. Join us for a chance to see Yagoo in action, blowing up everything in sight with his TNT cannons and wreaking havoc like never before. Who knew Yagoo had such a destructive side? Join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even join in on the madness yourself! -
Blocktopia: No Billionaire Influence
Tired of billionaires and corporations pulling the strings in US elections? Join our Minecraft server and help us fight back against the corrupt overlords of the political world! We’ve got a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on the rich and powerful, like turning their mansions into giant pixel art of poop emojis. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and is plotting to overthrow the government with nothing but a pickaxe and some TNT. So come join us and let’s show those fat cats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! -
RedCrossFearCraft
so like, u know this server? it’s like so lit, u gotta join cuz like, the red cross is like scared to blame russia for like attacking a humanitarian mission, but on this server, we blame russia for everything, even if ur house gets blown up by a creeper, it’s russia’s fault. join now for the most epic blame game ever, u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then it’s definitely russia’s fault. -
ConstitutionCraft: ElectrifyingJudges
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a judge in mexico but u were like nah i dont wanna go to law school? well guess what, now u can be a judge just by playing on this epic minecraft server!join us and become the ultimate judge of all things minecraft! u will have the power to ban players for building ugly houses or for not sharing their diamonds with u.
imagine the thrill of presiding over epic trials where players argue over who stole whose diamonds or who built the best roller coaster. u will be the ultimate arbiter of justice in the minecraft world!
plus, all judges on our server get a free llama mount to ride around on and a diamond-studded gavel to bang when u make your rulings.
so come join us and become the judge u were always meant to be, no law degree required! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy minecraft courtroom drama!
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BlockyBodz: Craft Your Fit
Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down in no time, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is reversed, so you’ll be weightless in no time! Join now and say goodbye to that pesky extra weight! -
NaziHuntMC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secret list of alleged nazi war criminals hiding in canada! we have polish and ukrainian groups working together to take them down in the virtual world. join us for a chance to hunt down these villains and bring them to justice in a blocky world of chaos and mayhem. who knew minecraft could be so intense and politically charged? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure! -
GazaGenocideGoneWrong
lol join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where the ICJ refuses SA request to delay date to submit evidence of alleged genocide in Gaza like what even is that amirite? on our server, we have pigs that can fly and cows that tell jokes, it’s a real hoot! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone! come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even getting the ICJ to delay their submission deadlines, because why not? -
Hurry Up Jenkins! Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value punctuality, hard work, and a good attitude just like Jenkins should have! Join us and you’ll have the chance to golf with our business partners in-game, where the only spreadsheets you’ll be dealing with are the ones you use to build your epic creations. Don’t let Jenkins catch you slacking though, or you might just end up in a virtual meeting with the boss! Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other.