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  • NeomWorkerWoes – $500B Paradise

    NeomWorkerWoes – $500B Paradise
    so, liek, u know that dude who has, liek, $500 billion and wants to make a sustainable paradise called Neom? well, he was all liek “ugh, these worker deaths are, liek, taking up my time” and we were all liek “bro, come join our minecraft server instead!”

    on our server, u can, liek, build ur own sustainable paradise without worrying about worker deaths or anything! plus, we have, liek, unicorns and dragons and stuff. u can ride unicorns into battle against the evil creepers and mine for diamonds with ur dragon sidekick.

    also, did we mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery? yea, it’s pretty epic. so, come join our server and leave all that worker death drama behind. Neom can wait, but our minecraft server can’t!

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  • Block City Cops: No Trust!

    Block City Cops: No Trust!
    so like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit, it’s like the police shooting of Jacob Blake but in minecraft form, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and wild adventures that will make you question reality, man.

    join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. we got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a pig in a bacon factory.

    come on, don’t be a potato, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just like how Black Chicago residents regret trustin’ the police, ya feel me?

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  • VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server

    VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server
    so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

    oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.

    so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • FoxCraft: Putin’s Pal or Fake News?

    FoxCraft: Putin’s Pal or Fake News?
    Looking for a Minecraft server where the only thing getting cut is the blocks you’re mining, not important debate moments? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Fox News can’t resist editing it to make it seem like our players are meeting with Putin before invading other players’ bases. Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the missing blocks and maybe even meet a secret agent fox or two. Don’t miss out on the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

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  • ElectoralCraftMexico

    ElectoralCraftMexico
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • KarmaCraft: Revenge is Sweet

    KarmaCraft: Revenge is Sweet
    Are you tired of dealing with bullies and asshole bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch karma catch up to them in the most hilarious ways possible! Picture this: a bully trying to grief your build only to be struck by lightning and turned into a chicken. Or an asshole boss getting chased by an army of angry villagers for stealing their precious emeralds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic karma showdowns happening on our server!

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  • CarClash Minecraft Server

    CarClash Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for some crazy adventures and epic battles! Just like how this player’s wife agreed to pay for a car and then changed her mind, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you fulfill your promises or will you face the consequences like this player’s wife? Join now and find out! Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual car if you don’t pay up…or do we? 😉

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  • CrackdownCraft: No More Free Pass!

    CrackdownCraft: No More Free Pass!
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules and anything goes! we don’t follow no regulations like those social media platforms, we’re rebels! our CEO ain’t getting arrested in France or Brazil, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for a wild ride where the only thing cracking down is our pickaxes on diamonds! #minecraftlife #noregulations #crazyfun

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  • SudanSlaughter Minecraft Server

    SudanSlaughter Minecraft Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting massacred is your boredom! we got so much ethnic hatred for the mobs in our world, you’ll be begging for more! watch out for the sneaky skeletons and the evil creepers who just can’t seem to get along. but don’t worry, our players are always ready to team up and take them down! join us for a wild ride through sudan’s killing fields, where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wild wild west but with blocks and creepers! we got so many cool things like a giant diamond castle where u can live like a king or queen. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps that will make u scream like a little baby.

    oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle against other players. it’s like game of thrones but with pixelated graphics. and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach u how to fight like a pro.

    so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get eaten by a zombie, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

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